"Not just where the letters are placed on the keys, but where the keys are arranged in physical space."
— The Prophet of Finger Travel Distance
📜 The Sacred Truths
I. Thou shalt optimize thy typing effort, even unto the last 2%.
II. The Tism won't let it go. This is the way.
III. Thy layout IS da best one, even though it's totally subjective. And pointless.
IV. Voice transcription and vibe coding are temporary. Finger placement is eternal.
V. SMH my head at the unbelievers.
📊 The Typing Effort Model™
Scientifically proven* metrics for layout superiority:
*Source: Trust me bro
🙏 Join Our Congregation
We welcome all who seek keyboard enlightenment:
- Dvorak disciples
- Colemak converts
- Workman worshippers
- Custom layout cultists
- Split keyboard schismatics
- Ortholinear orthodoxy
- 40% minimalists
💰 Investment Opportunities
Looking for investors to disrupt the keyboard layout space.
Our pitch deck includes:
- Revolutionary finger travel algorithms
- AI-powered key placement optimization
- Blockchain-verified typing metrics
- NFT keyboard layouts (each key is unique!)
Series A: $50M to prove QWERTY is objectively wrong